Daily Shower Thoughts

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Stand-Up #19

Ever had those moments of clarity under a hot warm shower? Here are some of the best collected from r/showerthoughts. Philosophical, profound, and sometimes comedic musingsProduced daily!Credits are in the show notes pages of each episode.Produced by Klassic Studios.

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