Everything about Griff is 100%

I cannot stop listening! All day long at work, in the car, making dinner I’ve been desperately devouring these petty crimes and I love it. Criminal or minimal would be enough to keep me coming back for more but the meat of the episodes - the deliberation, the verdicts, the witty banter- is enough to make me unable to shut up about it! I’m on a mission to get everyone I know listening! I came here after catching up on the normal gossip podcast and now desperately wish Griff and Ceara would guest star with Kelsey McKinney and make my podcast dreams come true!

I binge this show like no other and anxiously await each new episode. This is perfect for anyone who loves to ponder right v. wrong in the least serious way ever. 10/10

I love podcasts and have listened to a lot but this one is my ABSOLUTE FAVORITE. Both hosts are HILARIOUS and have such good chemistry. Their opinions are relatable and funny! They never bring up any politics etc so it’s like a little break from all the bad. Thank you truly from the bottom of my heart for this podcast and being an absolute bright spot in my day🩷 P.S. Griff, ranch does belong on everything, especially meat to mask the taste🤣 and I will also criminally ask for ranch everywhere I go.

I always love this show, have listened to ever episode!! But I must say the guest this week was amazing!! Made my work day so much better getting to laugh out loud to myself listening to her! I will be finding her on socials, hilarious!!

Their opinions “criminal or minimal” are conservative in a millennial way. The show itself is so fun for the most part. A little dated but mostly fun!

OH EM F-ING GEE I LOVE THIS PODCAST!! I love the friendship and voices of the hosts. The Petty Crimes are SO GOOD. The best “donut for your brain” entertainment while late stage capitalism crushes on and the world with the majority of its humans are exploited. Thank you for the levity!!!!!

i love griff and ceara!!!! i am binging all the episodes, i cannot get enough!! their chemistry is everything and they are so funny!!! i love how they take us through each crime and reach the verdict! proud to call myself a petty criminal!! love love love the pod!!!!<333

I just started listening last week, after hearing y'all on Scam Goddess. I'm listening to a lot of the back catalog and you're both adorable, and Ceara is, basically, me, but maybe better tempered (i'm thinking of the free labor cater waiter for the wedding episode where the one person bailed altogether, which I probably would've done too, out of principle😝). Thank you for doing the Lord's work, kids.

Scam goddess brought me here. When I heard about this podcast I had to have a listen. I’ve heard a few episodes and I really love it! Minus a star because it doesn’t seem like it’s been very consistent. Great content to drive to and from work though.

GUYS I PUT IN AN EMAIL AND THEN YOU TOOK A BREAK THAT FELT LIKENIT WAS FOREVER AND I KINDA NEED AN ANSWER SOON PLEASE ALSO THIS PODCAST IS AMAZING PLEASE UPLOAD MORE THAN ONCE A WEEK

Griff & Ceara are actually two of my faves. They’re spilling the tea, being judgy b*t¢h€s and subsequently making me laugh so hard I snort (the aforementioned tea) I discovered the pod while I was desperately waiting for new eps of normal gossip, and am genuinely concerned because I am almost completely caught up and won’t be able to binge anymore as I cook (often encountering/perpetrating my own petty crimes) Not to be missed if you appreciate comedy (& crocs.)

I binged every episode so quickly and was so sad when I had listened to them all. Now each week I get giddy when I see their cute little faces pop up on my podcast feed! The perfect listen for a laugh that makes you ponder, am I a petty criminal?

I love every episode

It’s just a fun little unserious podcast to listen to while I’m on a walk. I love hearing about the silly stories and the hosts have a great chemistry. SO GLAD THEYRE BACK!!

i binged all the eps when i found it the first time and now i’m so glad they’re back!!! a must for any normal gossip lovers

Loved normal gossip and was looking for other similar shows when I found petty crimes, and it was a great addition to my podcast rotation! Griff and Ceara are fun, pick good stories, and I love criminal or minimal. Play all the time with my friends when I see petty things in the wild. Glad the show is back:)

One of the little silly coincidental things in my life is that I followed Ceara for like a year on tiktok while simultaneously, religiously listening to petty crimes and having no idea that she was a host of my new comfort podcast. That’s a stupid story that goes to say, I just love these guys. I think they’re a little soft on the friends of a friends that write in their stories, but I like that. Petty crimes isn’t rage-bait, it’s just two giggly friends being so unserious together. A happy listen to be sure.

Very light and fun but, they get down to business! I also appreciate Griff’s sassy tendencies!

They could have sassier opinions for a petty podcast, but I love the stories and their chemistry. More episodes!

I loved this podcast from the first five minutes of listening. There’s few podcasts where I feel I would actually want to hangout with the people and this is definitely one of them. It’s smart, funny and interesting all at once. It also really makes you think and have your own personal opinion to each story. My partner and I drove from Washington to bay area of California listening and laughing with this the whole time. So many podcasts are beyond serious or just chat shows so this is a fun experience it’s worth a listen for anyone. I love that a friend can get in the car and listen with me and not need a novel of explanation about it and often the episodes become inside jokes. I hope that they will continue for a long time because it brings me such joy to listen to them on days where I really need a crazy life story that isn’t mine. I hope they are just on a break because they haven’t made one since December. I’ll be crossing my fingers.

This podcast is so good! If you want petty entertainment at all times than this is for you. Griff and Ceara are so funny. [ And yes i put Griff’s name first because he likes it 😂]

I love a podcast that I care enough to want to listen, but isn’t stressing me out. I love it! And I also love Ceara! Ok fine, and Griff 😂 But really! Love them both!

I was excited by the concept but sadly found it to be a big yawn. Not a lot of perspective here and also, zero pettiness. And I’m sorry but Ceara… girl… have a cup of coffee, a glass of wine or something!

I love the pace of the show. There’s just the right amount of time spent on each thing and the crimes are just the right amount of petty.

Come for the pettiness, stay for the effortless, hilarious, fun loving, ball busting, affectionate humor between longtime besties, Ceara and Griff.

I absolutely adore both Griff and Ceara and Petty Crimes! The stories are always entertaining and the banter is fun. I wish I was at chill as Ceara and as conscientious as Griff, and his laughter gives me life. It’s just a fun, easy listen! I’m almost caught up so, quick! get some more episodes out! :)

It’s a light podcast but if it’s called petty crimes shouldn’t it be.. petty? Ceara doesn’t seem to care about pettiness so makes for an annoying listen. I agree with the other reviewer of the strong unfounded opinions that are confusing. Although Griff is a petty queen! xx

10/10 would recommend, have recommended, will continue to recommend to anyone who will listen. As a mom of a toddler, I love having light, easy, fun, bite-sized shows to listen to in my very limited time to myself, which usually also entails some sort of chore. This podcast is the best entertainment for those moments and more.

these 2 so clearly love each other and it genuinely makes me happy to listen to them talk! i’m always so invested in the episodes too!

Binged the while series in a week. Smart and laugh out loud funny.

I am going to preemptively give this five stars because I’m so excited that the “pencil smoking lady” I am always making my husband watch on Tik Tok is giving me more content. She is my favorite (**ALEXANDER** lol) excited to listen! :)

I’ve loved Ceara forever and have been so delighted to be introduced to Griff. Such an endearing and entertaining duo, and Griff’s voice is smoooooooth as butterrrrrrrr. Perhaps because he was raised in a farm? Love y’all long time! ❤️

I’ve binged every episode - love it!

The only thing that gets me through my middle of the night mom shifts. I have never binged something so fast! My favorite part is the week by far.

Such a fun podcast, just the best. I would love to tell you more, but we simply do not have the time ;)

Literally feel like Griff and Ceara are my besties. Hopefully that’s not criminal. This is my favorite pod

All I could ever ask for! I love the short(ish) episodes, and laugh every time I listen. I find myself passionately offering my own judgement in Criminal or Minimal, and will argue with Ceara or Griff if they disagree with me - it’s great!

I’ve binged, I’ve joined Patreon… I'm obsessed. I go around the world thinking “criminal or minimal” all the time now. Hoping and praying this pod never ends!

Definitely a highlight of my weekly podcast schedule! Highly recommend!!

I tell EVERYONE about this podcast. I look forward to every single episode, and I love how structured the podcast is. It’s a perfectly petty podcast.

I was in desperate need of a podcast to stave off the loneliness of staying home 24/7 when I stumbled upon Petty Crimes. I’m proud to be a petty criminal and am 100% in love with Ceara and Griff’s dynamic. I’ve recommended it to my family and even my therapist, I’m so in love with this podcast!

Petty Crimes is a refreshing escape every time I listen. I laugh the entire time and love it.

Ceara and Griff never fail to make me laugh. This pod is fantastic. I am so grateful I found it!

I’m a crossover listener from the Two Girls One Ghost episode, and I am hooked! I’m almost up to date with listening and am looking forward to hearing more! Love you guys!

Hysterical concept. Light hearted. Nice break from my true crime addiction.

I love the hosts, they do such a great job making small, petty “crimes” absolutely hilarious to listen to. A great podcast to listen to when you need a good laugh. Keep up the great work!

Love you both so much and love how you crack me up during my drive to and from work. ❤️

The crime is always very low stakes so it’s easy to listen to. I wish the hosts were a little less neutral on their Rulings. You guys know you have stronger opinions than what you’re sharing. 😉5 stars minus Griff being a complete baby about dogs in the bed.

The perfect listen to entertain! Love the hosts and the premise. So glad I found this podcast!