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ratlober07CandleloberHey I love waxy candles I also love covering myself in canola oil and sliding around the kitchen floor. Also do not take seresto if you are allergic to any of its ingredients if you’re pregnant or planning to be soon if you feel ill or faint contact your doctor right away. Seresto the right medication for you!
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Erocker225Tales of Sorrow and My Savior, Mr. Kramer (hey, that rhymed!)Good evening, I haven’t been myself lately. My job at the oil rig is very demanding, and I’ve been pushing myself past the limits to keep up with my arch enemy, Gustavo Adams. Back in ‘89, Gustavo and I were captaining rival ships from Alaska, and racing to the CA coastline. However, in front of my oil tanker (The Bengal Tiger, we’re not supposed to name them but she was such a ‘beaut) was a shockingly gorgeous pod of blue dolphins. I yanked back on the break to keep from hitting them. I think I must’ve jolted the oil container and maybe an anchor punctured it?? Idk but all I know is I was partially responsible for the Exxon Valdez Oil Spill. Anywho, after my mom found out about the oil spill she kicked me out of the house. She was ashamed of me. Wouldn’t even go to Denny’s with me anymore (because her church friends go there, and she can’t be seen with a sinner like me). She also said it was because “34 year olds don’t live with their moms.” Yeah, right! Crazy old hag. I actually just put her in a retirement home two months ago. But then she died. Idk the nurses there said something about “god’s wrath” and that she had to “pay the price for the actions of her son.” Malarkey. At the will reading, I found out she left the house to- you guessed it- GUSTAVO ADAMS! here is the excerpt from the will: “To Gustavo Adams: I leave you my house. You are the son I wish I had, the son that got the oil to the CA coastline.” I didn’t get ONE THING from my own dead mom. What a waste. Ever since my mom kicked me out in ‘89, i’ve been living with another coworker of mine, they call him Slim Jim. We share a California king in his studio apt. He’s got a cat named Stefano and sometimes he does his business on my pillow. I hate Stefano. Stefano turns 17 in November. I think I’m going to lace his cat birthday cake with rat poison. Don’t tell Slim Jim. I haven’t gotten a raise at my job at the oil rig in over 30 years. I know what you’re thinking: “You were responsible for one of the biggest oil spills ever and permanently damaged the environment and you’re mad you haven’t gotten a raise? How did you even keep your job??” I see where you’re coming from. However, I didn’t lose my job because my mom was close friends with my boss. Nepotism? Not really. I did call him dad though. But then Dad (Frank) got fired for something I won’t get into (he stole like- a TON of money from the company) and they replaced him with Tito. I hate Tito. Tito turns 60 in November. I think I’m going to lace his birthday cake with rat poison. Don’t tell Tito. He’ll fire me. Tito won’t give me a raise. The only reason he hasn’t fired me is cause he’s close friends with my mom. I won’t call him dad though cause he’s 6 years younger than me. And Frank will always be Dad in my heart. I just have been having a tough go of it lately. Mr. Kramer’s podcast has been getting me through it all. Great show! -Pauly M.
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m0l0tovThe positive podcastThis podcast is a great way to hear good stuff while going about your day.
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suzhorwichPerfect!Do enjoying this podcast! Will be back for more!
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